Micro BOLG - Biography of a living Gnome

Who was the fool to originally suggest combining singing and war?
2 prerequisites of those acts are looking presentable and chainmail.


#takingalldaytogetready #grooming #gnome

Broke a nail playing the harp today and now I feel like eagle droppings.



#Bard #Fail #CharismaDebuff

Thinking of renting a room at an inn somewhere. Too noisy in the barracks and it's not segregated enough.



#Ineedmyspace #gnome #cleaven

New ideas for song style - need to practice, as a certain section of each song would involve growling the words, rather than singing the words. Fitting new curse song.



#CurseSong #Heavy #Bard

I have Bard's block! Is this some sort of arcane failure enchantment or Tymora's luck?


#bard #writersblock #thingsIhate

Another day, another bear's tooth-pickings dislodged from said bear's carcass. Pay day!


#deja-vu #WakingUpFromADream #Payday

I come back to the Fort and it's a complete mess, trash everywhere. Told them off with a sassy bulletin board note.


#ImsassyandIknowit #Taunt #Perform

What are my current favourite instruments? The ocarina and gnomish war drums. I can set the mood for my company whether at the fort or fight.

#bard #Ocarina #DnB

Wrote a haiku for Cali about our encounter just before, I think it'll go something like this:

Bore down by mad girl
Cali's arrow struck her through
Axfell; my first blood


#poem #firstblood

If anything will win this war, it's our heroic stubborn attitudes towards the overwhelming odds we face. Coincidentally, this situation is what gives my writing inspiration and songs meaning.


#NeverGiveUp #AlphaBitch #Bard